Having studied White People for 30 years, my authority on the topic is absolute; this list is damn near bullet proof. White Girls in particular love this song because it gives them a chance to playfully reject a male suitor’s advances on the dance floor before blowing him at the end of the night. Unlike most of his peers on this list, the Biz is a guy long deep in the hip hop scene with lots of cred, yet to White People he’ll only ever be that fat funny-looking black guy with the wig who sings bad.
I believe there is a law that requires this song be played at every Rock n’ Bowl.
Haydar chants that, even if ‘you hate it,’ she is still going to ‘wrap my hijab.’ ‘Keep swagging my hijabis,’ Haydar encourages.
The ‘Hijabi’ music video is immediately reminiscent of Beyoncé’s ‘Lemonade,’ in both technical style and art direction.
This one song on the list that White People pretend to only like I remember back in the day "battling" another sixth grader at the ice skating rink in who could rap the first verse of this song the fastest. White People will never be completely comfortable with Black Music so anytime they’re given the opportunity to like a song by one of their own race they go fucking overboard (see this record and all five thousand Eminem songs).
If you’ve ever seen Black People comedy, you’ll be familiar with the notion that White People have no rhythm and can’t dance. That’s why they will embrace with both honky arms any song that makes it OK for them to not actually dance during it or that tells them exactly what to do and when to do it.
Before he was shooting porn and marrying/divorcing Pepa (a near miss on this list herself), Treach was teaching White People the world over how to wave their arms from side to side above their heads while singing nursery rhymes. Man, what was the fucking story about this song and the other one that came out at exactly the same time by, I believe, 95 South called "Whoot There It Is?"Beat up in the bathroom, beat up in the hallways, shoved into lockers," he remembered.Eminem has been scathingly critical of the way his mother raised him.Over the past week, I have been scouring through tons of Male Plenty of Fish online profiles.Not that I’m checking out guys or anything (I love the ladies) but I was trying to look for some examples of great male dating profiles.