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Ask any resident a question during the day about life in the slow lane and they all trot out the same cult-like phrases about the 1000-plus clubs, amazing amenities and friendly faces.

But at night, once the cheap booze kicks in, the talk turns to sex.

Grandchildren can stay no longer than 30 days a year and there are even rules governing garden ornaments and holiday decorations.

Electronic golf carts – often with personalized number plates and flags – are the vehicle of choice because there are no corner shops or supermarkets in walking distance.